Redlow.net

Welcome to redlow.net, an ancient place of power birthed from the remains of an abandoned roman internet super highway. A site so antique, it's everything and nothing at once. Once in a blue moon I might update a thing.

For the holiday season in 2013, Symmetri decided they wanted something a little different than a holiday card. They challenged me to create a quick web game. The result was a simple shooting game in which you try to knock ornaments off a reindeer's antlers.

A very simple randomization-driven app to waste your time.  It generates a random name and statistics of intergalatic locations, for your favorite science fiction projects.

A chair designed in 3D Studio Max, built off a sketch which was loosely based on some chairs in a Barnes & Noble. Rendered with lighting

A poem about a former love interest, who shall remain safely anonymous. Although it sounds abstract, each line has specific meaning.

Some old banners and logos from previous versions of redlow.net

Once, I wrote a silly letter to Nabisco after some Oreos I bought went stale. This is the letter and their lame reply. Suspiciously, Oreos started being sold in resealable packaging only a few months afterwards.

Some amusing graphics and diagrams from, ohh, before you were born.

Panor is a free color-matching game released on the google play app market. 

A friend challenged anyone to turn up a Singularity story (machines achieve sentience) that relied on no cliches. I totally misunderstood what he was talking about, but wrote this story anyway. It's about a PI investigating a crime in the not-too-distant future in my hometown, Chicago.

A free-form tree built in 3D Studio Max. One of the last models I built, this one has some texture work along with 2D planes with leaves to create the illusion of full foliage.

Sometimes I can be a little OCD.  I created a database of legendary creatures I own from Magic: the Gathering.  If you're me, I'm sure you'll find it useful.  If you're not me.. I mean.. go ahead and look at anyway?

An award-winning poem.... from a computer game. Also, about a computer game. Can you say nerd? I can. I smell it too!

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