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Tues/Weds Press Release

For immediate release:
THEY Corp. reports a major merger between Tuesday and neighboring day, Wednesday.

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Exchange with Nabisco

Once, I wrote a silly letter to Nabisco after some Oreos I bought went stale. This is the letter and their lame reply. Suspiciously, Oreos started being sold in resealable packaging only a few months afterwards.

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Redlow.net's Interview with God

Quite some time ago, I interviewed God. It was an enlightening experience. We then had two follow-up interviews, all of which are included here.

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As Britainnia Turns

ABT, or "As Britannia Turns", was a soap opera set in Ultima Online (specifically, Great Lakes). Featuring fictional characters based on real life players' own fictional characters, it's only surpassed in meta-y-ness by a novella in the personal section called 'The Undiscovered Facet'. There's about 36 episodes, written between 2000 and, perhaps, 2004-ish.

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Christ, J'Lo and Other Religious Figures

A sort of convoluted screenplay about an immigrant, God and Satan's arguments over who people blame for what, and a 23-year-old's half baked statement about terrorism. It won some made-up classroom awards tho, so I'm sure it could be an oscar-winning movie someday!

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The Elements of Roleplay

"The Elements of Roleplay" is an RP guide written for Ultima Online, which garnered a lot of attention and re-posting. Although it's written specifically for UO, the suggestions and advice here could certainly be applied to any pen&paper game or computer game with player-to-player roleplaying elements (the few that still exist).

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Energy Benign

A poem about a former love interest, who shall remain safely anonymous. Although it sounds abstract, each line has specific meaning.

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Home at Ease

An award-winning poem.... from a computer game. Also, about a computer game. Can you say nerd? I can. I smell it too!

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Not so Fair

Another award-winning poem.. submitted in a computer game. Although this one has nothing to do with the game at all.

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Nugget

Unfortunately in my efforts to rebuild my site, my memory is foggy on this short story, but I believe it came out of a Meetup "Just Write" session challenge. The character is extremely loosely based on a real cab driver, although I'm sure he wasn't named Nugget, and takes a short, humorous stab at explaining his motives and personality.

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