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Like a putz, I agreed to build this language translator for some languages spoken in this ancient game, Ultima Online.  I maintain the code, but not the appearance.

The basic principle is to take words inputted, explode them with PHP where I find spaces, and run them through arrays of English and the fictional language (which are dynamically created from .CSV files).  When it finds a match, it spits it back out.

View the translator (local)

View the translator (up to date, official)